Monday, April 24, 2006 08:27:53 AM
CHAT ROOM
Nick Lachey Cries Over Jessica Simpson
According to our sources in the tabloid media, who,
unbelievably,
appear to have far more time on their hands
than even we do, five months have
elapsed and Nick Lachey still can't get over
the fact that Jessica Simpson's heart no longer
belongs to him. Indeed, reports say Nick is constantly
in tears since Jessica has gone.
We asked our distinguished panel for their thoughts on the matter.
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That's ridiculous. A grown man shouldn't cry.
Unless of course he becomes increasingly perceived
as the worst leader in American history and you can
start counting his
supporters on one hand ... I want my mommy!!!
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Back in my day I didn't have time to cry
over girls. I was too busy avoiding Vietnam.
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I wonder if there's something to that
sensitive guy routine. Maybe
I could get laid more often if I tried that.
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