Wednesday, April 19, 2006 08:15:48 AM
CHAT ROOM
The First Of The Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Brood
Suri Cruise, the first offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes,
the leading lights of Scientology and the greatest romantic couple
the world has ever seen, came into the world last night in Los Angeles.
No publicist's press release can do justice to the
joy being experienced by Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes at this moment.
We asked our esteemed panel for their thoughts on this wonderful news.
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I thought I was going through a rough patch.
Can you imagine coming out of the womb one day
and finding
out Tom Cruise is your father?
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That poor kid has about as much of a chance of
leading a normal life as a
Democrat does of becoming president.
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I wish I were spending the next few months sucking on Katie Holmes' breasts.
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