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Tuesday, April 18, 2006 12:26:52 PM
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Jennifer Aniston And Vince Vaughn Nuptials Not At Oprah's

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, or Vaughniston as they are referred to by people in the know, will not be getting married at Oprah Winfrey's place after all. The announcement yesterday by Ms. Winfrey herself ended months of speculation on the part of online reporters with far too much time on their hands. We asked the distinguished members of our panel for their thoughts on the news.
This is too much. First Nick Lachey is starting to see other people besides Jessica Simpson, now this ... I'm definitely going to have to bomb Iran now.
Still, even if they don't get married at Oprah's, Jen and Vince are so very much in love. And I've always found love to be a wonderful thing - as long as Hillary doesn't find out about it.
All this talk about marriages is making me hungry for a placenta.
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