Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:56:09 AM
CHAT ROOM
Jennifer Lopez Goes After Ex-Husband Ojani Noa
Jennifer Lopez is suing Ojani Noa, or her first husband for those
of you
keeping score at home, after the latter allegedly demanded $5 million
to not write a book
that would reveal details of their time together. (In the interests
of full disclosure, the writers
of this sorry excuse for a publication have been seeking similar
sums to not write anything, unfortunately
to no avail.) We asked our distinguished panel for their thoughts on this subject.
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That's the straw the broke the camel's back.
How could Ojani Noa do such thing? I'm definitely
going to bomb Iran now.
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I think in my case I could up the offer to
$5 billion if I were never to say or write
another word in public again.
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Gee, I wonder how much Jennifer Lopez would pay
me not to discuss all
those fantastic times we had together?
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