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FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XXV

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Ma cherie.
Darling.
Howdy folks.
George. Why do you keep tapping into our calls? What do you want from us anyway? We're just harmless multimillionaire Hollywood stars.
True. I know you guys don't earn enough to really belong to my base. However, I'm looking for the person who authorized the leak of classified information.
I read in the papers this morning that you were the person who authorized the leak.
Oh boy ... And after I'm on record as stating that I would fire anyone who was found to have leaked classified information.
How are you going to get yourself out of this one?
Would one of you mind accidentally shooting an old man in the face while quail hunting this weekend?
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