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Thursday, April 06, 2006 09:50:18 AM
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Paris Hilton Takes On Mother Teresa

Indian director T. Rajeevnath is considering Paris Hilton, the star of TV's “The Simple Life” and last year's film “House of Wax,” for the role of Mother Teresa in an upcoming film. "Her features resemble Mother Teresa," Rajeevnath said of the hotel heiress. (Far be it from our team of so-called satire writers with far too much time on their hands to make something like this up.) We asked our esteemed panel for their thoughts.
That's great. And I'm going to play Winston Churchill.
And I'm going to play Mahatma Gandhi.
And I'm going to play a celibate monk.
And I'm going to play a decisive leader.
And I'm going to play The Virgin Mary.
And I'm going to play the life of the party.
And I'm going to play Sir Laurence Olivier.
And I'm going to play a marksman.
And I'm going to play Thomas Jefferson.
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