Monday, April 03, 2006 11:38:27 AM
CHAT ROOM
Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Are Having A Baby Any Minute Now
Tom Cruise has told an interviewer on German television
that his beloved Katie Holmes, the woman for whom he would
destroy a thousand sofas, will be having their first baby -- or TomKitty -- any
moment now. We asked our distinguished panel for their
thoughts.
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It's wonderful news that they're having a baby.
But I'm not the father. Honestly.
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I hope it's a boy. We're going to need more troops
in Iraq in about 18 years time.
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I'm so happy. I think I'll celebrate by shooting
a defenseless old man ... I mean ... bird.
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