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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:27:20 AM
CHAT ROOM Sharon Stone Tells Teenagers To Have Oral Sex
Actress Sharon Stone has advised teenagers
to engage in oral sex as a means of avoiding AIDS. (Her remarks caused such a stir in our
editorial room that it led our team of so-called
reporters to wonder where the heck she was when
they were teenagers.) We asked our distinguished
panel for their thoughts on this matter.
What a coincidence! I have been advocating oral sex
with Sharon Stone for several years.
Look, I've been spending the better part of
the past six years trying to say the word
"nuclear" correctly.
And now you're asking me about oral sex?
