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Tuesday, February 28, 2006 06:31:50 AM
CHAT ROOM Has Britney Spears Been Impregnated Again By Kevin Federline?
Our team of online satire writers with far too
much time on their hands have begun yet another
uneventful week by reading a story on MSNBC that
Britney Spears may be carrying another child of
Federlinian origin. Yes, for the second time this
month comes word that Britney could be pregnant
once more. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
We Republicans owe a great deal of gratitude to
Kevin Federline. After all, he is single-handedly
creating a whole new generation of intellectually
challenged voters for us in future elections.
This calls for a celebration. I think I'll go
bomb Liechtenstein just for the heck of it. Yippee!!!
I am so glad that a mainstream news organization like
MSNBC can let the stories that really matter take
precedence. And not those trivial matters like Iraq
being on the verge of a civil war.
