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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 06:57:03 AM
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Donald Trump Sends A Letter To Martha Stewart

Donald Trump sent an acerbic letter to domestic diva Martha Stewart this week. The two are at odds over the demise of Stewart's version of The Apprentice. Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated what The Donald had to say.

Donald Trump: It's about time you started taking responsibility for your failed version of The Apprentice.

Translation: And while we're at it, why not take responsibility for shooting Harry Whittington as well.


Donald Trump: Your performance was terrible.

Translation: How about lunch this Thursday?


Donald Trump: P.S. Be careful or I will do a syndicated daytime show, perhaps called The Boardroom, and further destroy the meager ratings you already have!

Translation: No? Well, how about lunch next Thursday?


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