Wednesday, February 15, 2006 05:51:00 AM
CHAT ROOM
Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Split, Report Says
A Valentine's Day report in Life & Style magazine
claimed that the madly-in-love pairing of Tom Cruise
and Katie Holmes were set to go their separate ways.
Here's what our panel had to say.
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Actually, they weren't planning to split
up on Valentine's Day. What happened was
they mistook Cupid with a bow and arrow
for Dick Cheney with
a shotgun and decided to run for cover.
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This is so reminiscent of the
time they said I was going to break up with whatever the
heck the guy I am dating is called.
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Why is this even an issue? According to my
publicist, I am still madly in love with Katie Holmes.
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