Tuesday, February 14, 2006 06:31:55 AM
FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XX
The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation
between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
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Happy Valentine's Day, mon amour.
How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
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Happy Valentine's Day, mi amore. Our love is like a rose.
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Oh, Angie, Cupid's arrow struck
my heart the day I first laid eyes on you.
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Thank God it was Cupid and not
Dick Cheney who was doing the shooting.
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Can you believe it? The vice
president of the United States of
America shooting one of his own citizens?
How scary is that?
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And what's even more scary
is that it was almost enough to
supplant our relationship as the number one
story in the tabloid press yesterday.
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