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Monday, February 13, 2006 12:14:40 PM
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Dick Cheney Goes On A Hunting Trip

Dick Cheney, the vice president of the United States of America, went out quail hunting this weekend and wound up shooting a member of his own group, rock-ribbed Texas Republican supporter Harry Whittington, 78. Fortunately, according to reports, Whittington was not seriously hurt and is expected to make a full recovery. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
See what can happens when you let an ultra-paranoid world leader leave his bunker. It's just not worth the risk.
Okay, okay. He was right about domestic spying, Guantanamo, taking a vacation during Katrina. He was even right about Iraq. Just please, please, get him to put that gun down.
I really think I need to go for a bathroom break now. Is that possible?
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