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Monday, January 30, 2006 06:33:54 AM
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'Baby Jessica' Gets Married

Jessica McClure, who 18 years ago made international headlines as “Baby Jessica”, the little girl that fell into an abandoned well, got married this week in Midland, Texas. McClure, 19, wed Daniel Morales, 32, at a local church. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
This calls for a celebration. Hmm ... which country should we blow up in order to mark the occasion? Why not Syria?
She's getting married at 19? Well, I guess some guys have a thing for older women.
A well that can be used for storing water. Wait until people in my country get a load of this.
That's it! That's what I need to do. Fall into a well and then get rescued. That's the only way I can bring this presidency back.
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