Monday, January 30, 2006 06:33:54 AM
CHAT ROOM
'Baby Jessica' Gets Married
Jessica McClure, who 18 years ago made international
headlines as “Baby Jessica”, the little girl that
fell into an abandoned well, got married
this week in Midland, Texas. McClure, 19, wed Daniel Morales,
32, at a local church. We asked our panel for their
thoughts.
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This calls for a celebration. Hmm ...
which country should we blow up in order
to mark the occasion? Why not Syria?
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She's getting married at 19? Well,
I guess some guys have a
thing for older women.
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A well that can be used for storing water. Wait
until people in my country get a load of this.
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That's it! That's what I need to do. Fall
into a well and then get rescued. That's the only
way I can bring this presidency back.
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