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Thursday, January 26, 2006 07:13:03 AM
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Paris Hilton Refuses To Pose Nude For Playboy

Paris Hilton has declined an offer from Playboy's publisher Hugh Hefner to appear naked in the magazine. We asked our panel for their thoughts on the socialite's unprecedented decision not to take off her clothes.
What a shame! This would have done so much to improve our society. But anyway, she's already contributed so much to the world of art and modern civilization as it is.
That's it! I've had it! Tell Hugh Hefner that I am canceling my subscription. Once again, my address is: Dick Cheney, Mysterious Underground Location, Unknown State, Somewhere USA.
I knew there was a reason why I refuse to let cameras and printing paper into the country.
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