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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 09:46:55 AM
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Katie Holmes Sex Scene Vanishes

A sex scene featuring Katie Holmes in her new film “Thank You for Smoking” was mysteriously missing during its opening at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah this weekend. Here is what our panel had to say about the scene that disappeared.
A missing sex scene involving Katie Holmes? Believe me, I know the feeling.
I had nothing to do with it. I was here at home writing my memoirs. Yeah, that's the ticket. I was writing my memoirs.
Darn, I was so looking forward to getting it on DVD so I can play it on the new plasma TV I just got down in my bunker.
Well if someone like myself can turn our country's $236 billion surplus into a $400 billion deficit, I don't see what's so hard about making a 12-second sex scene disappear.
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