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Monday, January 23, 2006 05:51:43 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Will Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Ever Get Married?
A year into Brangelina and we find the two Hollywood
superstars inseparably linked -- one day circumnavigating the globe
on a charitable mission and then playing with her adopted children
the next.
All this has got our team of online satire writers with
far too much time on their hands
to wondering whether the wunder couple will ever get
married. We posed this very question to our illustrious
panel.
He better hurry. You never know when the charms
of a paranoid and bizarre dictator will come
along and sweep her off her feet.
Brad Pitt marrying Angelina Jolie? Well,
if my experience is anything to go by, that'
ll be one less person
he'll be having sex with.
As a Republican I strongly believe
marriage is the only true way a couple
can show their love for one another --
provided they don't both have the same sex organs.
Is it just me or does this whole satire
piece really suck @$$?
