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Tuesday, January 17, 2006 06:27:03 AM
FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XVII

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hey sugar plum.
Hey sweetie.
So, according to my publicist, you're still pregnant.
Well, that's what my publicist says too. So it must be true.
Then I guess I better get my publicist to tell Jen's publicist.
Gee, I wonder how her publicist is going to say she will react.
Well, according to Vince Vaughn's publicist, they're getting along great. So, it shouldn't be a big deal.
Yeah, I've been hearing the same thing about Billy Bob from his publicist. And my father's publicist says he's okay with it too.
Well, that's great. I guess that just leaves one more thing on the agenda.
What's that?
I don't suppose any of our publicists would have any idea how to end this online satire skit, would they?
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