Wednesday, January 11, 2006 01:54:07 PM
CHAT ROOM
Brad Pitt Has Most Assuredly Impregnated Angelina Jolie
A week ago we reported on another publication
reporting on reports that Angelina Jolie
shall bear Brad Pitt a child. Now People
magazine, with their
legions of reporters on the case,
has confirmed these reports. We asked
our panel for their thoughts.
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Poor Jennifer Aniston. I'm sure
she'll need some comforting right about now. And I
know just the guy who's ready to provide it.
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Seeing two people in love like this
is such a beautiful thing. Like
the sight of pristine land being
dug up to search for oil.
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Now please help me refresh
my memory. How does a man get a
woman pregnant? I know I should remember
this. After all, it was only a couple
of months ago that my publicist wrote
that Katie Holmes was pregnant.
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