Monday, January 09, 2006 11:33:55 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
How Are You Coping After The Jessica Simpson - Nick Lachey Breakup?
It has been six weeks since Hollywood's
dream couple suddenly split, and,
miraculously, life for everyone -- with the exception
of online satire writers -- continues on as
it always has. We asked our panel how they
are coping since tragedy struck over the
Thanksgiving weekend.
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This whole thing is so tragic and it
would break my heart. That is, if my doctors
ever succeed in locating my heart.
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Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey? That was three
wives ago.
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If only I could have done something.
If only I had eavesdropped on their
phone conversations earlier.
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I'd like to help ease their pain. But
the problem is that
Jessica Simpson is simply way too old for me.
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