Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 01:13:01 PM
TRANSLATION The Kevin Federline Website
Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed or Mr Britney
Spears, has been establishing a presence
in cyberspace with a new website.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much
time on their hands translated Mr Federline's
online introduction.
Kevin Federline: My name is Kevin Federline.
Translation: Write that name down. There's going to be a quiz
at the end of 2006 on forgotten celebrities.
Kevin Federline: There's going to be a lot more information
and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide
you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am.
Translation: After all, since when has a guy ever lied
about himself on the Internet?
Kevin Federline: Be sure to come back often.
Translation: Be sure to come back often because I'm planning
to turn kevinfederline.com into an online satire site. Hey, someone's got to do
something about the lack of good online satire out there.
Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed or Mr Britney
Spears, has been establishing a presence
in cyberspace with a new website.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much
time on their hands translated Mr Federline's
online introduction.
