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Thursday, December 15, 2005 12:15:16 PM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XIV

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hi sweetie.
Howdy darlin'. So I guess you've probably heard the news about me by now.
Yup. Is it true you have been having a you-know-what with a you-know-who?
I'm afraid so. Sorry I never told you about it before.
You mean to say I have been pursuing this relationship based on faulty intelligence?
That's right. I admit it. I deliberately misled both you and the public.
Well, in that case, I guess there's only one thing for me to do.
You're gonna dump me and move back in with Jen?
Heck no! If I do something based on faulty intelligence then I intend to stay the course no matter how much I screwed up in the past or will continue to screw up in the future.
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