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FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XIII

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Honey, I'm so happy that you've decided to help me raise my kids.
Not at all, Angie. Like I've always said. If there's a surefire way to dismiss rumors that there's any wild hanky panky going on between two people, then it's to have a family with kids.
And what better place to start a family than in America. The freest country in the world.
If you exclude our current policy on torture.
And the grip the Patriot Act has on our civil liberties.
And our refusal to adhere to internationally established laws.
Oh well, at least we still have fair and balanced cable news stations to serve as a watchdog against the abuse of power by public officials.
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