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Friday, November 18, 2005 12:15:42 PM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM The Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Feud
It has been the talk of so-called
online satirists with far too much
time on their hands for months:
Why are Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at odds?
And why does no one else seem to care?
We asked our panel for their thoughts on the
simmering row between the two socialites.
I don't know what excuse they
would have to pick a fight with each other.
Not that grown-up, responsible people need
an excuse to pick a fight, mind you.
Hey, why don't they both come by for a little
peace-making with Uncle Bill? It sure would
be a lot more fun than the old days when I used
to peace-make between Sharon and Arafat.
Nicole Richie has been trying to purchase weapons of mass destruction for years.
Paris Hilton will be welcomed as a liberator.
