Thursday, November 17, 2005 08:46:51 AM
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Tom Cruise Gets Defended By Madonna
In an interview with People magazine released today,
pop icon Madonna has come out with some proverbial punches
against critics of staunch Scientology advocate Tom Cruise. Our team of so-called reporters with far too
much time on their hands translated what she had to say.
Madonna: I don't really know what Scientology is, and because I don't know,
I'm not in a position to have an opinion about it.
Translation: Darn it! Don't tell me there's more
money to be made from Scientology than
Kabbalah.
Madonna: But I don't think anybody else knows, either.
Translation: Tom Cruise doesn't know Scientology. I do.
Madonna: We're both in the take-a-lot-of-s--- club together.
Translation: Our next meeting is Tuesday.
Don't forget to bring your own water pistol.
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