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Monday, November 07, 2005 12:37:59 PM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Part III

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
Hey Kev.
Hey Brit.
Darling, I'm concerned about what I have been hearing in the news that Americans are torturing people.
I know. It goes against the very tenets of what this great country was founded upon.
Exactly, we Americans are supposed to be against cruel and unusual punishment.
Of course, innocent people must be protected from inhumane treatment under any and all circumstances.
I am so glad to hear you say that, honey. I guess this means you won't be releasing your new rap album after all. What a relief!
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