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Monday, October 24, 2005 07:20:12 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Stolen Britney Spears Baby Photos Appear On Web
Singer Britney Spears and her impregnator
Kevin Federline are threatening to take legal
action against online magazines which display
purloined photographs of their first offspring
Sean Preston.
(What? No kidding? Britney Spears had a baby?
Why are we at Chortler.com always the last to know?) We called our panel
at 3am this morning to ask them for their thoughts on the stolen Spears snaps.
If I find out that someone in my administration
is guilty of stealing these photographs, they'll
just have to wait their turn
before another Supreme Court seat becomes available.
I'd love to answer that question as soon as
I'm done trying to swallow my left ear.
Never mind the photos. When is she going to
dump that no good schnorer
Federline? That's what I want to know.