Monday, October 17, 2005 12:38:53 PM
TRANSLATION
Madonna Decries Modern World and Gay Priests
According to the ever-reliable cyber gossip Matt Drudge, Madonna is set to rail against
the evils of the modern world in her new documentary film
“I'm Going To Tell You A Secret.”
Our team of so-called reporters with far too
much time on their hands translated
what the pop diva had to say.
Madonna: The material world.
The physical world. The world of illusion,
that we think is real.
We live for it, we're enslaved by it. And it will
ultimately be our undoing
Translation: But don't forget to buy my next
album and to drink Pepsi.
Madonna: The beast is the modern world that we
live in.
Translation: How I detest this modern world
in which I own five luxury
homes, have servants
obey my every command
and eat caviar for breakfast.
Madonna: Most priests are gay.
Translation: But the jury is still
out on cyber gossips.
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