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Thursday, October 06, 2005 11:16:42 AM
TRANSLATION Paris Hilton Discusses Life Sans Paris Latsis
Paris Hilton spoke publicly for the first time
about her heart-wrenching breakup with Greek
millionaire Paris
Latsis the other day. Our team of so-called
reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what she had to say.
Paris Hilton: I feel I'm just not ready for
marriage.
Translation: Damn my agent! Why couldn't
he have gotten us a better deal with the networks
for our upcoming reality about our married life together?
Paris Hilton: I love Paris. He is my best
friend, and it will be that way forever.
Translation: Who was that guy?
Paris Hilton: We will also be business
partners and have movies in the works.
Translation: We both wish to do everything
we can to keep online satire sites in business for
many years to come.
Paris Hilton spoke publicly for the first time
about her heart-wrenching breakup with Greek
millionaire Paris
Latsis the other day. Our team of so-called
reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what she had to say.
