Friday, September 30, 2005 12:40:54 PM
TRANSLATION
Tara Reid Talks About Her Boobs
During an emotional interview with Steppin' Out
magazine this week, blonde knockout Tara Reid touched on
a variety of topics, such as her breasts and her career.
(Okay, we concede, that is essentially the same topic.) Our
team of so-called reporters with far too much time on
their hands translated what the American Pie star
had to say.
Tara Reid:: I'm just fed up. I just want
a chance again. I want to show that I am an actress.
Translation: How come that line is always
guaranteed to bring down the house?
Tara Reid:: My hooters are under control.
Translation: Stop. I hate to see grown
men cry.
Tara Reid:: My boobs are
going nowhere again.
Translation: Well, they certainly
don't seem to be heading in the direction
of any online satire writers I know.
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