Friday, September 30, 2005 10:53:17 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Paris Hilton And Paris Latsis Discuss Their Biggest Trauma To Date
The following is a transcript of a recent telephone
conversation between Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis.
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Hello darling! |
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Who is this? | |
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It's your fiance. | |
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Oh, yeah. What was your name again? Anyway, not
important. Look, I'm afraid I've got some terrible news. | |
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You've found another man named Paris and our deep,
profound, historical love for one another is about
to come to an end?
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No, much worse.
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You've heard a preview of Michael Jackson's
new song dedicated to the
victims of Hurricane Katrina?
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I'm afraid it's even worse than that.
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No, you couldn't possibly mean ...?
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That's right. The whole world thinks
it's time you got a job.
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