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Thursday, September 29, 2005 02:10:53 PM
TRANSLATION Julia Roberts And Cameron Diaz Slammed
Fashion guru Valentino Garavani criticized
the dress sense of Julia Roberts and
Cameron Diaz in an interview this week
with the German paper Bild.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much
time on their hands translated what he had to say.
Valentino Garavani: They look like bag
ladies, homeless people.
Translation: Mind you, they look like bag
ladies and homeless people that the average
American guy would have no objection to
spending the night with.
Valentino Garavani: Today, you see
Julia and Cameron running around looking
unkempt in jogging trousers.
Translation: I never wanted to be
invited to any of their parties anyway.
Valentino Garavani: (In the past) actresses
had to commit to appearing in public like stars
whenever they left their homes.
Translation: Nevertheless,
it's a good thing I'm not critiquing
online satire writers. I'd never finish.
Fashion guru Valentino Garavani criticized
the dress sense of Julia Roberts and
Cameron Diaz in an interview this week
with the German paper Bild.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much
time on their hands translated what he had to say.
