Thursday, September 22, 2005 08:06:29 AM
TRANSLATION
Viggo Mortensen Ate Roadkill
According to Contactmusic.com, Lord of the Rings star
Viggo Mortensen allegedly confessed that he had once
eaten a dead rabbit he had found on the side of the road. Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated what he had to say about it.
Viggo Mortensen: It seemed like something to do.
Translation: Hey, it was either that or pulling up to a KFC. What else could I do?
Viggo Mortensen: It seemed like an OK thing to do. I was conscious of it.
Translation: But wait second.
Believe it or not, it's not the worst
confession I have to make. The worst is
that I actually read
Chortler.com once in a while.
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