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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 05:00:02 AM
TRANSLATION Jon Bon Jovi Rips Tom Cruise
Rocker Jon Bon Jovi launched into a scathing criticism
of actor Tom Cruise
this week during an interview with the British newspaper The Daily Telegraph.
Our team of so-called
reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what Mr. Bon Jovi had to say.
Jon Bon Jovi: Some people just court celebrity
for the sake of it.
Translation: Hello. Here I am. Hello.
Jon Bon Jovi: He was always a great actor,
but I think the man's lost it.
Translation: I can't wait for Tom
Cruise versus Matt Lauer: Round 2.
Jon Bon Jovi: You won't ever catch me
jumping up and down on
Oprah going on about how I love this woman.
Translation: At my age I'm just happy
to get to a chair where I can sit down.
Rocker Jon Bon Jovi launched into a scathing criticism
of actor Tom Cruise
this week during an interview with the British newspaper The Daily Telegraph.
Our team of so-called
reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what Mr. Bon Jovi had to say.
