Monday, September 19, 2005 07:07:33 AM
TRANSLATION
Michael Jackson Speaks
Michael Jackson has spoken to the press
for the first time since his child molestation
trial last spring. The brief chat with the media took place as the
King of Pop is preparing a
charity song for victims of Hurricane Katrina that
will include such musical stars as Mariah Carey,
Snoop Dogg and James Brown. Our team of so-called
reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what Mr. Jackson had to say.
Michael Jackson: I'm feeling good.
Translation: What I mean is that I am feeling good but I am not
feeling anybody good ... at least not anybody I'm not allowed to feel good
... can't a guy feel good without anybody reading anything into it?
Michael Jackson: (Of Bahrain's Prince Abdullah) He's
the very best, amazing,
so kind.
Translation: And what's more he's so very
far away from Santa Maria, Calfornia.
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