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Thursday, September 15, 2005 11:21:25 AM
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Prince Harry Turns 21

Britain's Prince Harry celebrates his 21st birthday today. And, as with every British citizen who reaches this milestone, he was interviewed by Sky News and the BBC. Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated what he had to say.

Prince Harry: Just call me Harry.

Translation: Just call me Harry, you no good worthless pleb.


Prince Harry: I'm not going to be some person in the royal family who just finds a lame excuse to go abroad and do all sorts of sunny holidays and whatever.

Translation: Dad, Grandma and Uncle Andrew aren't going get to see this interview, right?


Prince Harry: (On his military training) I do enjoy running down a ditch full of mud.

Translation: Hey, nobody ever accused me of being the brightest guy in this family.

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