Wednesday, September 14, 2005 12:14:41 PM
TRANSLATION
Paris Hilton Fears Hip-Hop Flop
America's darling, the multi-talented,
charming and adorable, Paris
Hilton revealed to the UK's most popular tabloid The Sun this
week that she fears her singing debut album, in which she
collaborates with Snoop Dogg, will be a failure. Our team
of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated every nuance, innuendo and symbolic meaning
in the words uttered by Ms Hilton.
Paris Hilton: I want every song to be great.
Translation: Gotcha! Bet you didn't know that in addition
to all my other wonderful attributes, I have a sense of humor as well.
Paris Hilton: If they (the songs) aren't, people will trash me.
Translation: And to receive reviews which do not laud my
extraordinary abilities in every endeavor I undertake will be
an experience which is entirely unknown to me.
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