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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 06:10:08 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM 50 Cent Suggests Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Be More Open
Rapper 50 Cent has finally weighed in on
the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie issue,
saying the two should be more open
about their relationship in order
to prevent the paparazzi from
trying to dig up more dirt on them if they continue to keep it a secret.
Here is what our panel had to say about Mr. Cent's
suggestion.
I've always been a firm believer in openness.
Except when it comes to giving answers to
when our troops will return home from Iraq,
why the federal government responded so poorly
to Hurricane Katrina, and what
I did for the National Guard in the 60's.
Open? Why there's not a more open
person on this planet than Richard B. Cheney.
But don't any of you wise guys even think
about asking me about my current ties to the oil industry.
Hey, I'm all for openness. Just
don't expect me to respond to anything regarding
gay rights, affirmative action or
abortion. We don't want to go there.
