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Tuesday, September 13, 2005 06:57:37 AM
TRANSLATION Lindsay Lohan Gets Between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
Star magazine is claiming this week that Lindsay Lohan still has a major
crush on Demi Moore's beau Ashton Kutcher, or so says
a source close to Lindsay. Our team so-called reporters
with far too much time on their hands translated what that source told Star.
Lindsay Lohan Source: Lindsay told me she and Ashton hooked up
for the first
time at a party in early April 2003.
Translation: Now let's see. Lindsay turned 19 this year.
April 2003 was more than
2 years ago. Let's get out that calculator. 19 - 2 = ....
Lindsay Lohan Source: She has said she will always have a thing for him.
Translation: She will always have a thing for him until the next issue
of Star comes out when she will be getting
between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. We need to sell celebrity gossip rags here
people.
Star magazine is claiming this week that Lindsay Lohan still has a major
crush on Demi Moore's beau Ashton Kutcher, or so says
a source close to Lindsay. Our team so-called reporters
with far too much time on their hands translated what that source told Star.
