Friday, September 09, 2005 08:05:02 AM
TRANSLATION
Paris Hilton Talks To Vanity Fair
Paris Hilton took time off her busy schedule to grant an interview to next month's Vanity Fair. Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated what she had to say.
Paris Hilton: (On her sex tape “1 Night in Paris”)
I used to think it was so bad, but it's like, everyone has sex.
Translation: Well, everyone except online satire writers.
Paris Hilton: I'm sure everyone has filmed a tape.
Translation: I can hardly wait to add the Dick and Lynne
Cheney tape to my own personal collection.
Paris Hilton: (On Paris Latsis) He's just amazing. Every day I'm like, 'This is not real,' I thought I was just
going to settle, and end up with some jackass.
Translation: Quick. Someone write down the time and date I said this. Two complete sentences spoken back to back. A
new personal best.
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