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Wednesday, September 07, 2005 07:39:08 AM
TRANSLATION Michael Jackson To Release Hurricane Single
Singer Michael Jackson, a denizen
of Bahrain since his acquittal
this June, announced yesterday that he is
planning to record a new single to benefit
those who suffered as a result of Hurricane
Katrina. Our team of so-called reporters
with far too much time on their hands
translated what he said.
Michael Jackson: It pains me to
watch the human suffering taking place
in the Gulf region of my country.
Translation: Those people haven't suffered
enough. Here's some of my new music.
Michael Jackson: My heart and prayers go
out to every individual who has had to endure
the pain and suffering caused by this tragedy.
Translation: I'm broke.
Michael Jackson: I will be reaching
out to others within the music industry to
join me in helping bring relief.
Translation: Of course it goes without
saying that Thomas Mesereau
will be accompanying me to let me know just how far
I can reach out to others in the music industry.
Singer Michael Jackson, a denizen
of Bahrain since his acquittal
this June, announced yesterday that he is
planning to record a new single to benefit
those who suffered as a result of Hurricane
Katrina. Our team of so-called reporters
with far too much time on their hands
translated what he said.
