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Friday, September 02, 2005 07:59:10 AM
TRANSLATION Eva Longoria On Tom Cruise
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria,
considered by many to be the sexiest actress
on television, has criticized Tom Cruise's
marriage proposal to Katie
Holmes at the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Our team of
so-called reporters with far too much
time on their hands translated what she had to say during a recent interview
with
In Touch magazine.
Eva Longoria: (On Cruise's proposal
to Katie Holmes) That sort of thing is cheesy.
Translation: Now if an online satire
writer were to propose to me
at the Eiffel Tower that would be a
whole different story.
Eva Longoria: (On basketball playing
boyfriend Tony Parker)
I'll shout it from a mountain top... He's the one.
Translation: He means nothing to me.
What every woman wants is a financially unstable
online satire writer
who still lives in the basement of his mother's house.
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria,
considered by many to be the sexiest actress
on television, has criticized Tom Cruise's
marriage proposal to Katie
Holmes at the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Our team of
so-called reporters with far too much
time on their hands translated what she had to say during a recent interview
with
In Touch magazine.
