Britney Spears has been engaged in much contemplation
of baby names before she is expected to give birth next
month. Among those names being deliberated most intensely between Ms. Spears and
husband Kevin Federline
is London, according the British tabloid The Sun. Our
team of so-called reporters with far too much time
on their hands translated her recent remarks.
Britney Spears: My mom said giving birth was
the most excruciating thing she's ever gone through
in her life.
Translation: My mom has never watched my
reality show “Kevin & Britney: Chaotic.”
Britney Spears: (On naming the baby)
I thought for a boy
I love Sean Preston - I love that name. Or London
Preston. Isn't London pretty?
Translation: Obviously, it is a great financial strategy
to name a baby
after a famous town no matter how talentless
it might grow up to be.
Just look at Paris Hilton.
Britney Spears has been engaged in much contemplation
of baby names before she is expected to give birth next
month. Among those names being deliberated most intensely between Ms. Spears and
husband Kevin Federline
is London, according the British tabloid The Sun. Our
team of so-called reporters with far too much time
on their hands translated her recent remarks.
