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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 10:17:21 AM
TRANSLATION Britney Spears Chews Out Teen
According to The New York Post, Britney Spears is alleged to have
berated a 13-year-old co-star of her sister Jamie Lynn's Nickelodeon
show “Zoey 101” -- leaving the poor girl in tears. Our team of
so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated
Ms. Spears remarks.
Britney Spears: You're an evil little girl.
Translation: Not only that but you're gonna marry a guy
who is only after your money and do a reality show that
even morons will think is idiotic. And in the end you'll find yourself
so desperate that only thing left for you to do is write online satire.
Britney Spears: You'll never work in this town again!
Translation: Believe me, after that last reality show of mine I have a feeling I know what I am talking about.
According to The New York Post, Britney Spears is alleged to have
berated a 13-year-old co-star of her sister Jamie Lynn's Nickelodeon
show “Zoey 101” -- leaving the poor girl in tears. Our team of
so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated
Ms. Spears remarks. 
