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Saturday, August 27, 2005 01:02:04 PM
TRANSLATION Ann Coulter Calls New Yorkers 'Cowards'
Conservative pundit Ann Coulter may just have upset
some folks in the Big Apple
with comments she made the other night
during the Hannity & Colmes show in which
she labeled New Yorkers “cowards.” Here is how
our team of so-called reporters with far too much
time on their hands translated her remarks.
Ann Coulter: I think (New Yorkers) would
immediately surrender (if attacked).
Translation: I am sure that given the well-known
reputation New Yorkers have as being friendly and
good-natured nobody will take offense at my statement.
Ann Coulter: I think I'd rather have (New Yorkers)
trying to invade Mississippi or Georgia.
Translation: Um ... I hear there's some property in northern Greenland
that I really think I should be looking into buying ... like ... right now.