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Friday, August 26, 2005 12:55:25 PM
TRANSLATION Ashlee Simpson Talks Ahead Of Her New Movie 'Undiscovered'
Acid reflux spokesmodel Ashlee Simpson
sat down with the press this week before
the release of her new film Undiscovered. Our team
of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what she had to say.
Ashlee Simpson: (On her reality show) There are
no cameras in the Simpson family anymore and we love it!
Translation: I think I can safely speak for all Americans
when I make that statement.
Ashlee Simpson: (On not singing on the soundtrack) I didn’t sing
on
the soundtrack because I didn’t write the song.
Translation: I didn't sing on the soundtrack because I have
decided that after my Saturday Night Live debacle I am only
singing traditional Tyrolean folk melodies from now on.
Ashlee Simpson: (On being compared to Jessica Simpson) We really support each
other and I think it’s nice that we both, you know, are in the industry
together and it’s
really nice to have the support for each other.
Acid reflux spokesmodel Ashlee Simpson
sat down with the press this week before
the release of her new film Undiscovered. Our team
of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated what she had to say.
