Monday, August 29, 2005 10:37:28 AM
GAMES
The Anderson Cooper Hurricane Drinking Game
No offense to the good people of Florida, Louisiana and Mississippi,
but we sure are getting tired of CNN's
Anderson Cooper becoming a fixture at the
annual hurricane disasters and capitalizing on people's misery.
So in an effort to help beat Anderson Cooper fatigue
this time around we have come up with the
Anderson Cooper Hurricane Drinking Game. Here's how to play:
Drink two swigs every time someone sitting comfortably at
the CNN studio tells Anderson to stay safe.
One swig every time they switch
to Anderson braving a 60 mile per hour wind.
Two swigs every time they
switch to Anderson in a 70 mile per hour wind.
Three swigs every time they
switch to Anderson in a 80 or higher
mile per hour wind.
One swig every time Anderson says devastate, devastates,
devastation, devastating, or devastated.
Five swigs every time Anderson says
“Whoa. We haven't seen anything like this since Ivan.”
One swig every time Anderson provides the
obligatory warning for people along the
Florida coast to be extremely cautious
while he is getting hammered by wind and rain.
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