Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:14:54 AM
TRANSLATION
Tom Cruise On His Previous Lives
Actor, Scientologist and Katie Holmes wooer Tom Cruise is alleged to have made
a series of bizarre quotes at a recent press conference about his previous lives, according
to the Glasgow Daily Record.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time
on their hands translated some of them.
Tom Cruise: I was much happier in previous
existences when I wrote plays,
composed music, conquered nations.
Translation: I also dated Queen Victoria.
Nobody believed that affair either.
Tom Cruise: I have known Katie Holmes many
times in many lives before.
Translation: And she wasn't that great of
an actress back then either.
Tom Cruise: I really would have preferred
being a brain surgeon or a research scientist in
this life.
Translation: As it is, I guess I'll just
have to live with all money and fame most men can
only dream of.
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