Tuesday, August 23, 2005 05:00:16 AM
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Courtney Love on Being Pregnant
Courtney Love, the widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, has denied reports
published this weekend in UK tabloid The News of the World that she is
expecting British comedian Steve Coogan's baby. Our team of
so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated what
she had to say in a recent statement.
Courtney Love statement: Courtney Love wishes to make it
clear that she denies recent stories suggesting she is pregnant.
Translation: Hey, John Kerry was for and against the war
in Iraq at the same time. Why can't I be and not be pregnant at
the same time?
Courtney Love statement: She confirms that she and
Steve are good friends and have met a few times in Los Angeles.
Translation: Steve who?
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