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Wednesday, August 17, 2005 03:16:10 AM
TRANSLATION Demi Moore On Planning A Baby With Ashton Kutcher
Demi Moore provided a revealing interview
to the September issue of Harper's Bazaar about her life with Ashton Kutcher.
Our team of so-called reporters with far
too much time on their hands translated what she had to say.
Demi Moore: A good night in would be sharing a bath with one another.
Translation: It's interesting just how much Ashton enjoys sharing a bath together ever since I bought him a whole new set of boats.
Demi Moore: (On a good night out) Going out dancing... and going
to the movies and having no-butter popcorn, holding hands.
Translation: As long as I remember to bring him back home by ten.
Demi Moore: The next phase? The growth of our union. The growth of our family.
Which is all the things we truly desire ... to expand our family.
Translation: I've already gone through and explained to Ashton how all of this works.
Demi Moore provided a revealing interview
to the September issue of Harper's Bazaar about her life with Ashton Kutcher.
Our team of so-called reporters with far
too much time on their hands translated what she had to say.
